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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Betrayed

William. Bless his soul, I love that boy more and more everyday. He's very cute and funny as of late, but sometimes he's only funny to other people and not so much to me.

Example:

There is a family in our ward, the Booths, that love our kids and always offer to watch them. They're both sheriffs, so I trust them. Their house is like Disneyland compared to ours, so Will loves to go over there as well; it's a win-win for all of us. Well, a few months ago they watched our kids and said Will just made them laugh and laugh. I didn't find out why until last night.

Dave Booth was talking to Dallas about the kids and his wife Kati asked if Dave had told Dallas what Will said. Dave said, "No Way", which only made Dallas more curious. After a few minutes of trying to talk them into it, Dave finally spilled the beans.

Their whole family was in their living room and one of their daughters passed some gas. Will started laughing and Dave said, "You think that fart is funny?" Will, who has been properly trained to not say the "fart" word and instead says "gas" or "toot", was ecstatic that he was allowed to say "fart" at their house. He went crazy saying "fart fart fart" and making them laugh because of how funny he thought it was. Then Will let the bomb drop-

"YOU KNOW WHAT? MY MOM FARTS SOOO LOUD, AND HER FARTS STINK!!!"


I have been betrayed by my own flesh and blood.

I must clarify- my toots smell like roses.

7 comments:

Erin said...

I'm laughing out loud in my room right now. I love it! Amy, it is proof that above all, Will is a boy. As for roses, I believe you ;)

Heidi said...

Too funny! That gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing!

marciea casselman said...

Kids do relate family secrets, particularly in primary. Just watch out...

k.k. chamberlain said...

Kevin and I just laughed so hard we cried.

Ty and Mari said...

ha ha! It's one of those times when you wish you had a mute button on your kids!

sNick said...

I don't know what it is about Will - I've only met the kid once - but everything you post about him makes me laugh. Even the stuff that's not necessarily supposed to be funny. His little grin just lets you know that he's always got something up his sleeve. I love it.

Tracie said...

So FUNNY! Amy, I am just dying over this one. So glad you shared it with us. Will is too much fun.