I walked into our bedroom and on our dresser was Dallas' handgun completely dismantled. On our bed was our 2 year old son, jumping merrily away. I was annoyed. Gun... 2 year old... not really a recipe for a good time. I put the gun in Dallas' gun safe, and then he walked in the room.
Me: You're welcome for putting your gun away. (Imagine this dripping with sarcasm).
Dallas: What? If he could put that together, then he's a GENIUS.
I don't think he got it.
***Don't worry, normally all guns are very securely stored in our household. Dallas had just finished cleaning it. I promise we are safe.
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