McKenzie and Will are boasting over who's dad has more guns.
Kenz: My dad has so many guns.
Will: Well, my dad has a hundred guns.
Kenz: Well, my dad is getting a gun for Christmas.
... and so on and so forth.
I remember doing this same thing with Andy Wilson, my next door neighbor. He told me his Dad had a secret room that was lined with guns so that you couldn't even see the walls.
It was pure lies.
If I saw Andy today, I would tell him that my dad definitely has more guns than his dad. My dad has so many guns, he can't even shoot them all!!! Don't worry, they're locked away. (Probably in a room that is so lined with guns that you can't even see the walls!!!)
8 years ago
3 comments:
Oh that Andy! He was always a story teller. Still is... :)
This is funny! I remember trying to "one up" my friends when I was younger. All kids do it...and even some adults!
You know you live in a redneck state when you're trying to one up the neighbor kids with talk of who has more guns. This post is dripping with awesome...
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